For the second time since I received my Blackberry, I've gotten a call from Peter, the automated customer voice service for something something Industry level Military Supplies, wanting to know if I can verify my industry level military order. I've kind of had to ignore him because he calls at the most inopportune times, and I can't call back because the number lists as private, but I must admit I'm intrigued. What would I get if I confirmed my industry level military order? Tanks? Helicopters? Spare stargate? All the body armor that should have ended up in the Gulf and hasn't?
That is one rubber band pistol, one rubber band rifle. One spud pistol and rifle. A rubber band airplaine. Etc. Etc. Etc.
ReplyDeleteSweet! Maybe Dan has a secret number someplace that's still active....
ReplyDeleteWait - Dan says he wants a hummer (the kind that drives in the desert!) Tell them your secret password is "Dawood"...and then wait for the guys in black coats to show up!
ReplyDelete