"You really couldn't hope for a better child from the Third World. When I look into her brown, almond-shaped eyes, I don't see light-absorbing blotches so much as a window to another perspective, another way of life. By that I mean the American way of life. And she's going to love it.
We're renaming her Whitney, by the way..."
**still laughing while typing this**
ReplyDeleteThat is funny. Some commenters to ji-in's blog made mention of this article, but i hadn't read it yet. One persone not familiar with the Onion was mad as a hornet at the article.