tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post115224228901946669..comments2023-10-15T08:32:37.279-06:00Comments on A Nod to Nothing: You've Been BaptizedScooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152322114911051902006-07-07T19:28:00.000-06:002006-07-07T19:28:00.000-06:00You apparently have put a lot of additional though...You apparently have put a lot of additional thought into the whole baptism matter since our pickup ride to Adam's house a couple of weekends ago. Glad to see I was in on the ground floor as regards the development of your baptism credo. Does that level of association make me some sort of de facto apostle of your newly forming doctrine?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152300463511315462006-07-07T13:27:00.000-06:002006-07-07T13:27:00.000-06:00Elevator? I think I may have to institute "without...Elevator? I think I may have to institute "without appropriate donations, you will be on the slow dungheap cart to salvation. The one with the broken wheel. And no horse."Scooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152298069663624632006-07-07T12:47:00.000-06:002006-07-07T12:47:00.000-06:00And what if I've already been baptized in another ...And what if I've already been baptized in another faith - is this just extra credit toward my ultimate ascension? Do I get to take the express elevator instead of the stairs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152295879949743802006-07-07T12:11:00.000-06:002006-07-07T12:11:00.000-06:00Absolutely. I baptized a waitress this morning - ...Absolutely. I baptized a waitress this morning - she touched my sweating water glass.Scooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152295771948914222006-07-07T12:09:00.000-06:002006-07-07T12:09:00.000-06:00Doesn't this only include *from* when you became o...Doesn't this only include *from* when you became ordained? Does the church recognize the paper work for the city of Eagan? <BR/><BR/>Not that it matters...I've become baptized by way of cabin use, farted on, beer sharing, seeing pictures on Nod to Nothing of water (yeah, it counts), and probably spitting somehow throughout the years. Er, maybe you didn't have the power of (god? jesus? FSM?) at that point.<BR/><BR/>So...what will you do with your super powers now? Continue licking people into baptism?LissyJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08623792539934757817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152295644190086422006-07-07T12:07:00.000-06:002006-07-07T12:07:00.000-06:00There are four elephants, and they are on top of t...There are four elephants, and they are on top of the turtle. Is that not what your religion teaches?klundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183756895115481377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152295373446633062006-07-07T12:02:00.000-06:002006-07-07T12:02:00.000-06:00If you choose to disbelieve the world is on the ba...If you choose to disbelieve the world is on the back of a large elephant rather than a large tortise, you're free to start your own branch.Scooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1152277681004233962006-07-07T07:08:00.000-06:002006-07-07T07:08:00.000-06:00How do you feel about heretical nonbelieving schis...How do you feel about heretical nonbelieving schismatics?klundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183756895115481377noreply@blogger.com