tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post112019323466483458..comments2023-10-15T08:32:37.279-06:00Comments on A Nod to Nothing: War of the WorldsScooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1120245711050136212005-07-01T13:21:00.000-06:002005-07-01T13:21:00.000-06:00My sister tells me Jack Black is dreamy and I shou...My sister tells me Jack Black is dreamy and I shouldn't make fun of him. Of course she used to think Jim Carey was dreamy too, even in his younger, weirder days (but post "Duck Factory" and "Love at First Bite" - that was him, wasn't it? wait wait..that was George Hamilton. I think I'm thinking about "Once Bitten"). I'm not sure what this says about her, or worse, about her husband.<BR/><BR/>And Biggtree - that's certainly a touching story that should be immortalized. I feel privileged that my blog can share it with the world. Feel free to point your kid back at the permalink in thirteen years. Klund - didn't you mention that you and biggtree used to be college roommates - that must have been, well...fragrant.Scooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07264667176243327560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1120244667550411962005-07-01T13:04:00.000-06:002005-07-01T13:04:00.000-06:00On a related note, I checked out the King Kong tra...On a related note, I checked out the <I>King Kong</I> trailer and was a bit surprised. No, not about the dinosaurs - they can pop up <I>anywhere</I>. See, when I saw that Jack Black was in the movie, I just assumed that he was cast as Mr. Kong himself. Guess I was wrong.klundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183756895115481377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582669.post-1120232307639503782005-07-01T09:38:00.000-06:002005-07-01T09:38:00.000-06:00Can't really blame those kids though. Just yester...Can't really blame those kids though. Just yesterday I farted in public and blamed it on my two year old. I was in line to donate blood at my church minding my own business, when my wife crinkles up her nose, points to our son playing on the floor and says, "Is that him?". We were surrounded by upstanding church people. Do you really expect a person in that situation to claim it? I just gave her the blank look I've been practising throughout our eight blissfull years of marriage and said, "Probably". Of course, she scooped up the child and did a diaper check only to find nothing. I tried to match her look of confusion, which is very difficult to do whilst one's full concentration is on trying to silently release yet another sulfur poof. The difficulty lay in the fact that we were sitting on metal folding chairs. Let one rip on one of those and the whole gymnasium will hear about it. Finally, 'Next' was called and I got relief from the fart-walk over to the cardboard screen interviewer.BiggTreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04540006895427050255noreply@blogger.com