I was reading a 20 year old D&D summary from a session that was on my machine, still in Word Perfect format. 55 pages, and only one document of many. I was much more humorous as a DM when I was younger.
"Back at Art's, the party is approached by a Guinene (The Lady of Shalott), a woman who claims that her mother has been kidnapped and eaten by a horde of kobolds. When the party goes to investigate, they find a single kobold eating a parrot."