Coals to Newcastle...or something like that

It's bad enough not being able to get around other than at a slow shuffle because of a busted leg and arm.  What's worse is getting extremely ill so that getting to the bathroom quickly is a necessity.  Maybe I'll use it as my example when people ask me to define irony in the future.  On a positive note, while I'm on short term disability, I don't have to take a sick day.