Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Grrr...grrr....GRRRRR!!!!

I'm whitening my teeth. It makes me drool so much I have to find a sink to dislodge a mouthful of drool every 5-10 minutes. And I mean a mouthful - almost cheeks bulging. Like some sort of masticating hamster. And if Ming is reading, I mean I'm like a hamster in every cheeky, well-endowed, visit the vet for $100, way. I wouldn't normally be so vain as to care about my teeth, particularly given the amount of coffee I drink. But the last time I was at the dentist, between myself and insurance, I was over my payment by about $85. So when I received an email from my dentist stating I could whiten my teeth for only $15 more, it seemed like kismet. A bonus was they gave me the plasters of my teeth. I sneak up behind Eryn clapping them together so she can be freaked out.

2 comments:

Larry Rubinow said...

You know what's funny? If somebody showed me those teeth and asked me whose they were, you would have been my first guess. And I'm not even Michelle!

Scooter said...

Grrr....grrrr.....