Wii Pole

In my spare time, I came up with the idea that Rock Band really needs a stripper pole. Just a pole with five buttons on the top and five buttons on the bottom, maybe spaced around the pole at various heights/positions instead of next to each other like the Wii guitar. The interface to the game would be the same, except the bars would have "H' for hand and "F" for foot. You could obviously cheat, but not if you wanted to put your video on YouTube.