How Will the Religious Right Ever Stop This?

I suppose the only thing to do is to deny it happens. The City Pages, now with The Straight Dope. Sweet.

"What else are they doing in there for nine months without cable? Let's put it this way: fetuses manage to entertain themselves. For instance, in 1996 two doctors reported on their ultrasonic observation of a female fetus masturbating over a period of 20 minutes. Twenty minutes? Change the channel already, you pervs."