Sunday, June 18, 2006

I Know Kyle...

...and I'm pretty sure he has a belly button, though I couldn't tell you with 100% certainty. However, I think the rest of this describes his life somewhat aptly (from Kyle XY on ABC Family), although they seem to have left out his unnatural fear of flying mokeys. I think Nicole Trager is really just a pseudonym for Pooteewheet:

A teenage boy is found wandering alone. He has no name. He has no past. As innocent as a newborn, he doesn't speak and he seems to look at the world as if for the first time. With no place else to take him, the police send him to juvenile hall where he's given the name Kyle. It's obvious that Kyle isn't like the other kids, but when it's discovered that he has no bellybutton, an administrator begins to realize just how different Kyle might be. He calls in Nicole Trager, a kind-hearted social worker, to help with the case...

...Who is Kyle? Where did he come from? Who is the man watching him?

Every day, Kyle encounters something new... music, a pretty neighbor, a wild party,
danger, lies, jealousy, humor, touch, trust, love. And each day, the Tragers think they are getting to know him. But the mystery surrounding Kyle is just beginning.

3 comments:

MeanMrMustard said...

Isn't this "Stranger in a Strange Land"? Do they do the sex stuff on ABC Family?

PrincessMax said...

I think the more important question is, "Do they do poly-sex stuff on ABC family?" Isn't that more of a WB thing?

Kyle said...

You'll be pleased to note that iTunes is currently offering a free episode of said program, so you can really experience it, not just read about it.

Wait a minute, you are experiencing it, aren't you? If I'm Kyle and Jen is the kindly social worker, then does that make you the man watching me? That's just creepy eh.

According to the iTunes synopsis, you all are going to take me in & show me secrets of my origins that even I don't understand. Ooh, even though I don't know what that entails, I can hardly wait! I just need to know what to pack & if I can bring my dog along; I'm not sure who will take care of her otherwise. Do I have to sleep on the couch, or can I have the downstairs bedroom?