Wednesday, September 28, 2005

George W. Bush: The Biker Movie

I hate it when I don't read Adam Felber's blog for a week. I end up missing some inspired bits.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Kid, you’re not listening. It’s different for you. When this ride is over, you get to go back to your big house and your wife and your rich parents and all this’ll seem like a strange, crazy trip to you.

BUSH: Crazy!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah. But this is my life. There ain’t anything else. I got less than no money, I’m bleeding, and you keep pushing me to make it worse… Do ya understand?

BUSH: Hmmm. I think I understand. What you’re saying… is that Captain America is in fact a giant pussy. Is that the gist of it?

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