Saturday, February 12, 2005

This is one reason why...

...I won't ever be an addict. I don't have the imagination or the ambition.

Actor Tom Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis
"Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator" (my italics)

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